Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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