it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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