hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Randomize
