My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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