Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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