Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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