I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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