What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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