honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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