So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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