are you still at the devil's house?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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