Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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