He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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