she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
did i just pee glitter
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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