I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The adults are the big ones right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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