yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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