On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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