I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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