There is no way he is gay with that hair.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
