wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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