discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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