nut hugger
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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