That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
