He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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