Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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