Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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