So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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