batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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