so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Randomize
