She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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