Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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