everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
