I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Small penises have feelings too.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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