Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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