Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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