$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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