i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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