i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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