Nicole vs. Life
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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