i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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