I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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