Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
