You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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