i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My pussy is not your playground.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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