my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am one with the molecules
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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