This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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