i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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