You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
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