Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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