And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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